My 1am walk home along E. Hastings last night...

  • Sex worker (from the south side of E. Hastings): Hey! Can I have a cigarette?
  • Me (I've made the poor decision to start social smoking again): Sure! You can have the whole pack.
  • Sex worker: *runs across Hastings to join me*
  • Me: *gives her pack, lights her cigarette*
  • Sex worker: Thanks! You wanna get naked?
  • Me: *chuckles* No thanks.
  • Sex worker: Is that a camera? Wanna take pictures of me naked?
  • Me: I would but I'm out of film.
  • Sex worker: Come on, let's get naked and we can take pictures.
  • Me: I'm ok. You're hot (she wasn't) but I appreciate the offer.
  • Sex worker: Ok. *genuinely sad face* Thanks for the smokes.

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  1. polaroidnotes said: i an lol’ing all over the place.
  2. squigglesforbrains said: lady killer
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