January 19, 2012
BBC News - Rick Perry ends White House bid and backs Newt Gingrich

Where did it all go wrong?

1 Oct: Raises eyebrows after saying he would consider sending US troops into Mexico to fight drug war

28 Oct: An unusually animated speech by Perry in New Hampshire prompts him to deny speculation he was drunk or on medication

10 Nov: In a debate, Perry can’t remember the name of a third government department he would eliminate if elected

29 Nov: Mistakenly refers to the minimum voting age as 21 (it’s 18)

6 Dec: Is fiercely criticised for a campaign ad attacking gays in the military and claiming children can’t celebrate Christmas

8 Dec: Corrects himself after saying US had been at war in Iran, rather than Iraq

9 Dec: Says eight justices sit on the Supreme Court (the number is nine)

3 Jan: Reconsiders campaign after flop in Iowa, only to change his mind, distributing a photo of himself in athletic attire, giving a thumb-up

11 Jan: Attacks Romney as a “vulture” capitalist, provoking conservative outcry that he should not criticise the free-market system

16 Jan: His remark in a TV debate that Turkey is ruled by “Islamic terrorists” is seen as yet another gaffe

December 8, 2011

“Save a pretzel for the gas jets.”

Crying. This contains an immeasurable level of hilarity.

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December 7, 2011
Flag Rick Perry’s ad as hate speech. Discriminating against gays in the military is just that. (Thanks for the rec, Hez!)
Also, 464 likes. 15,810 dislikes. A good straw poll indicator for your primaries, Mr. Perry.

Flag Rick Perry’s ad as hate speech. Discriminating against gays in the military is just that. (Thanks for the rec, Hez!)

Also, 464 likes. 15,810 dislikes. A good straw poll indicator for your primaries, Mr. Perry.

December 7, 2011

Thanks Rick Perry…for securing my decision to never ever move back to the United States of Religious Fundamentalism.

November 22, 2011
"Rick Perry is what happens if Lex Luthor distills down George Bush essence in a laboratory and crossed it with gunpowder and semen from the finest thoroughbred in Lubbock and then strapped that concoction onto a nuclear missile and shot it into the fucking sun."

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October 19, 2011
When Texas Executes One. on Flickr.
I will believe that corporations are persons when Texas executes one.

When Texas Executes One. on Flickr.

I will believe that corporations are persons when Texas executes one.

June 29, 2011

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: Texas Governor Rick Perry invites people of all faiths and creeds to join him in praying to his god for solutions to America’s problems.

[slog.]

Fuck you, Rick Perry.